As far as fantasy leagues go I'd have to say we have one of the best in all of the interwebs. Hell, we are a twelve-team keeper league that has: literally zero manager turnover, a top-notch commish, proactive voting & rule changes, witty & spirited banter, active and competitive owners, year-round trade activity, a first-class draft party with punch & pie, a big shiny trophy, bragging rights that mean something, shit, we even have a blog! But there's one area where we fall far below par and need to step it up if we ever want to win that elusive "Fantasy Football Buc Cup." That area is "Team Names."
To take the next step into the fantasy elite our league should be brimming with names that are funny, punny, topical, and tasteless. Taking a look at our league this morning I see only two that jump out at me (Chillin N' Sex & Turd Burglers). We should have team names like: Vick in a Box, Turner & Housh, Forgetting Brandon Marshall, 2 Mannings 1 Cup, & Wunderlich My Balls. Now, I know some of you have had your team name from the beginning and if it's an important part of your franchise's history please disregard my comments, and if you like your team's name just fine AGAIN please disregard my comments. But, if you're not quite happy with your moniker and think it's time for a change before next season check out http://fantasyteamnames.net/ to get you thinking on the right track.
With Love,
Ben Findley
Owner/ Operator
The Terrible Towelies
As long as the Tron Special gets changed, I'll be happy. That was never a good name.
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